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You can’t take something off the Internet – it’s like taking pee out of a pool.
Author: , 1995
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Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward.
Author: Al-Waleed bin Talal
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Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America’s economic, political, and social life.
Author: Bill Clinton
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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.
Author: Bill Clinton, 1996
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The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
Author: Bill Gates
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Almost overnight, the Internet’s gone from a technical wonder to a business must.
Author: Bill Schrader
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The Internet isn’t free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.
Author: Brad Shapcott
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Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy.
Author: Clement Mok
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Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos… two hours later your fingers are yellow and you’re no longer hungry, but you haven’t been nourished.
Author: Clifford Stoll
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I have an almost religious zeal – not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up.
Author: Dan Millman
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
Author: Dave Barry
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The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, ‘people without lives.’ We don’t care. We have each other.
Author: Dave Barry
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a ‘modem’ can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.
Author: Dave Barry
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings.
Author: Dave Barry
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The big dispute between the government and Microsoft concerns the Internet ‘browser,’ which is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later. As you can imagine, the potential market for this service is huge, so Microsoft would like you to use its browser, and not somebody else’s.
Author: Dave Barry, 1998
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Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Author: Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace
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After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.
Author: Denise Caruso, about the Internet
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Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave.
Author: Dita Von Teese (@DitaVonTeese), May 7, 2009 on Twitter
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No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn’t.
Author: Don Rittner
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There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.
Author: Don Rittner
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