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A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.- Anonymous
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A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.- Samuel Goldwyn
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Adding ‘just kidding’ doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.- Nancy Cartwright
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Ads are carefully designed by the Madison Avenue frog-men of-the-mind for semiconscious exposure.
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After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
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After God, long live wine. Rosalia de Castro quotes
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Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams quotes
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Ah…so many pedestrians, so little time…
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Airplanes can barely keep themselves in the air. How can they then carry any kind of load – William Pickering
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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All the great economic ills the world has faced this century can be directly traced back to the London School of Economics.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say elevator, we say lift … they say President, we say stupid psychopathic git.
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Amusement to an observing mind is study.
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