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After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars-one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children.
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn’t wash my Y-fronts for a month.
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Ah! Isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
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All married women are not wives.
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Always see a fellow’s weak point in his wife.
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An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband
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And all the carnal beauty of my wife Is but skin-deep
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And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I’ve little further now to go.
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Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life! The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray!
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Beckham thought that a celebrity lifestyle, being drawn increasingly into the showbiz world of wife Victoria, was compatible with the regime of a professional footballer. His manager did not
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But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.
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Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?
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Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
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Do you beat your own wife as you would a slave? That must you not do
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Don’t plant more garden than your wife can care for
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Drew’s wife: ‘Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?’ Jessica: ‘Sorry I don’t eat buffalo’.
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Drinking water neither makes a man sick, nor in debt, nor his wife a widow
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Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can’t see
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First guy (proudly): My wife’s an angel! Second guy: You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.
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Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone.
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