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…Actually, I’m a drinker with writing problems.
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…and a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
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…and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: ‘A truck!’
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…there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer.
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[I recommend]…bread, meat, vegetables and beer.
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A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.
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A dog and a beer.
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A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation.
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A pleasant apertif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
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Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation.
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Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot: Don’t put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn’t eat.
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After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.
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Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
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Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl’s clothes off.
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Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer, and here are we drinking Barry Manilow.
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All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer
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All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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An individual Christian may see fit to give up all sorts of things for special reasons – marriage, or meat, or beer, or cinema; but the moment he starts saying the things are bad in themselves, or looking down his nose at other people who do use them, he has taken the wrong turning.
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