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An employee’s motivation is a direct result of the sum of interactions with his or her manager. Bob Nelson quotes
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An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
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An oral contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
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And we were poor too. Why if I wasn’t born a boy…. I’d have nothing to play with.
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Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
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Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.- Demetri Martin
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Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
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Any political party that includes the word ‘democratic’ in its name, isn’t.
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Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
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Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
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Aren’t all gifts free?
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Art is anything you can get away with.
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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.- Socrates
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At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.- Janet Reno
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Attack life, its going to kill you anyway.- Steven Coallier
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Aviation is good for sport, but for the Army it is useless!- Marshal Ferdinand Foch
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