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An integral part of college life and leisure time relaxation, beer has been revered in beer quotes for centuries by those who love nothing more than to kick back and enjoy a cold one, therefore, we are guaranteed many more beer quotes for years to come.
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An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.
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And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, ‘Another beer?’ And Descartes says, ‘I think not,’ and disappears
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Atheism is a non prophet organization.
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Aw, there’s only one can of beer left and it’s Bart’s.
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
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Barney: 40 dollars!? This better be the best damn beer ever.. [drinks beer] You got lucky.
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Barney: Ah that’s just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.
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Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I’m an alcoholic. Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting. Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can’t admit that you have a problem?
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Barney: Hey, Homer, I’m worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there’s only one case left. Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 – Vote Now! Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
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Barney: I don’t know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink
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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one.
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Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
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Bart: Can I be a boozehound? Homer: Not till your fifteen.
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Barton is one of the best executors in the U.S. beer industry.
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Beat Bama Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
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Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
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Beer drinkin’ don’t do half the harm of love makin
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Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.
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