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Avoid all needle drugs – the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Author: Abbie Hoffman
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Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren’t penalized for being on grass.
Author: Bob Hope
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It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy.
Author: Chinese Proverb
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A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.
Author: Eric Hodgins
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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Author: Graffiti
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It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously.
Author: Jean Cocteau
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Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It’s nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we’ll all be hooked on phonics.
Author: Leighann Lord
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I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.
Author: Malcolm Muggeridge, 1962
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
Author: P.J. O’Rourke
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
Author: P.J. O’Rourke
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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a ‘fix’ of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
Author: Rob Stampfli
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Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
Author: Robin Williams
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Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra.
Author: Terri Guillemets
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Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium!
Author: Thomas De Quincey, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, Part II
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All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
Author: Thomas Szasz
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99 bottles of Vicodin…
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A cloud hangs over baseball. It’s a cloud called drugs and it’s permeated our game.
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A drug is neither moral nor immoral — it’s a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole.
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A fool who, after plain warning, persists in dosing himself with dangerous drugs should be free to do so, for his death is a benefit to the race in general.
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A lot of the people are under the influence of drugs.
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