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BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!
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Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
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Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks’
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Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
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Boys fall for me-Because I trip them.
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Business is stealing other people’s money legally.
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Can anyone tell me what to do when life offers you an orange’?
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Classical music just confuses all the other voices in my head.
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men. the richer the better!
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Come to the Darkside’.,We have cookies you can chuck at people!
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confuse him..!!!!
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Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
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Diplomacy is telling someone to ‘Go to Hell’ in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
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Do it today ‘ it might be illegal tomorrow!
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Dolet that is not even funny god is perfect
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Dont follow my footsteps I run into walls!
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Dont ask QUESTIONS”’use your common sense”if you have
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dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!
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Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
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Don’t beware of dogs, beware of the owner.
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