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Beer, getting ugly people laid since 1700.
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Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass.
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver.
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Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG IT’S BIRDIE CRAP.
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Born in heaven, raised in hell.
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Borrow money from pessimists they don’t expect it back.
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Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
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Buy me another drink, because your still ugly.
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Cancel my subscription cause I don
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