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‘Can I draw you a beer, Norm?’ ‘No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.’
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CLIFF: Hey, Norm, What’s up? NORM: My blood-alcohol level.
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COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? NORM: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
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COACH: What would you say to a beer, Normie? NORM: Daddy wuvs you.
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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.
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Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, It makes you lean…. Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
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Drinking Light Beer is like having sex in a canoe…fucking close to water.
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Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.
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Duffman: Are you ready to get DUFFED?
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Duffman: Duffman wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I’ve got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel! All: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Barney: I can’t, I’m the designated driver! (Everything stops) Duffman: Yeah that’s swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!
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Duffman: Everything going dark, like Duff Stout. The beer that made Ireland famous.
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Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff? Carl: Hey, it’s Duffman! Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure. Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
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Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.
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Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
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Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.
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Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life.
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Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish;Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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God grant me chastity and temperance, but not just yet.
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