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Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.- Jerry Garcia

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Corruption is nature’s way of restoring our faith in democracy.

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

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Do babies produce more spit than adults?

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Do mimes watch silent movies?

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Do sore thumbs really stick out?

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Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

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Do they have the word ‘dictionary’ in the dictionary?

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Do vampires get AIDS?

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Do you know why they call it ‘PMS’? Because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken. Anonymous quotes

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Does a postman deliver his own mail?

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Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

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Does the President have to pay taxes?

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Don’t follow me, I am lost too!

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Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.

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Don’t get excited about a tax cut. It’s like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi.