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Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?
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Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?
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Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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Do cows drink milk?
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Do ducks sneeze?
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Do fish ever get thirsty?
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Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
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Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
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Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
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Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
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Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
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Do pigs pull ham strings?
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Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
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Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
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Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
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Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
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Do the different ‘M&M’s’® colors taste different?
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