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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.- Anonymous

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

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GentlemenOnlyLadiesForbidden

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf’ and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

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Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.

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Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

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Golf is a game, not a sport.

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Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots.

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Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

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Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

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He ain’t no tiger’ he’s a cheetah.

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His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick-start a Harley.

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His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees

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I don’t need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course ?

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I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

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I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.- Anonymous

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.

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I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.