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Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.- Anonymous
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Don’t walk away! I’m trying to apologize you dumb noodle loaf!- Calvin & Hobbes
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Don’t you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their ‘practice’ ?
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Don’t you have to get up to get to the tape?
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Eggs have no business dancing with stones.- Italian Proverb
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Ever notice how it’s a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
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Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.- Demetri Martin
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.- Anonymous
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
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Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.
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Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of cigarette packet.
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Football’s not a matter of life and death … it’s more important than that.
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