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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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Find a guy that adores you and not one that you adore.
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Folk clap when they see you… But they clap their hands over their eyes.
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For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup.
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Funny but Fact: Larki Se Mohabbat Karna Jurm Hai. Jis ki Saza Shadi ki Soorat Mai Milti Hai. Kamiyab Aashiq Woh, Jo Mehbooba ko B.V Nahi Bannay Deta. Kaash Larkian Cigarette Peetin, Ta K Utni Dair to Khamosh Rehtin. Mard K liye Aasan Tareen Kaam, Kisi Larki K Hathon Ullu Banna Hai. Orat Fashion Ko Aisy Talash Karti Hai, Jaisay Moat Insaan ko. Doston Zindagi Enjoy Karo, Kal Tumhari Shadi Ho Jani Hai. 🙂
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Funny but True Fact: A Woman worries About Her Future till She gets a Husband, A man never worries About his Future until he gets a Wife! What do u say?
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Giant oaks DO grow from little acorns. But first you must have an acorn.
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Girls are like Roads, More the curves, More the dangerous they are.
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Give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day but teach him how and he’ll sit on his ass staring at the fishing pole trying to decide what to do.
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Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger
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God made the sea god made the ocean God needed a goddess so he made me.
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Golden Words Kisi kaam ko kal pe mat choro…!! . . . Woh parson ya tarson bhi to ho sakta hai na…!!
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Golden Words: A Man Who Is Behind Drugs, Alcohol and Cigarettes. Is More Safer Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl. William Charsi. 🙂
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Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeup today? a) Pray, so that u may live… b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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Great Words: This Life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep, I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study. William Nalaiq. 🙂
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE PLANT A BLONDE.
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Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.
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Half the people you know are below average.
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Hamesha ache aur tameez ke Sms kiya karo , Taa ke jab tum mar jao to log kahein…. . K . . Insan to kameena tha lekin Sms ache karta tha…
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