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For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

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For your information, I would like to ask a question.

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Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better.’ George Santayana

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Funny is an attitude.- Flip Wilson

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Garry Shandling always said to me,’Don’t get mad, get funny. It changed my life.’- Rip Torn

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Gentlemen prefer bonds.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Girls bored me, they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.- Walt Disney

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

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God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.- Anonymous

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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.- Will Rogers

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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

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Half a truth is better than no politics.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.- H. L. Mencken

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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

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Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

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Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?