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Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

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Friends will always be like: ‘You deserve better.’True friends will be prank calling him saying ‘You will die in seven days.’

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Get stoned’ eat wet cement.

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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

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Global Warning Or Not’I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day’

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Good girls ar bad girls that aren’t caught.

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Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!

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Got a problem? iI got a problem solver”and his name is revolver.

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Guns don’t kill people’ Dads with pretty daughters do.

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guys are nothing just the ground we walk on!

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Happy Valentines! I know I am early but I have a lot of sexy people to text so Im getting the ugly f**krs outta the way first! Lol

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Hating me wont make you pretty!

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he is not worth ur time if he doesnt have the time for you!!!!

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He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

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He who laughs last’ Well, laughs last’ What were you expecting me to say!!!

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He who laughs last, is the last to laugh”. obviously!

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He who laughs, lasts.

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He: Do you know why only 10 percent of women goes to heaven?She: Why?He: Cause if they all went , it would be called hell!

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He: Hi!She: Hi.He: Have I seen you somewhere?She: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot.She: Awww! How sweet!He: Yes but those were tears of happiness!