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129% of people exaggerate.
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A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.- Anonymous
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A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!
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a guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. she says, ‘oh, just take me somewhere expensive.’
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A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.
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A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.- John Alejandro King
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A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.
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A man who never experienced fear has never seen his wife 40 pounds overweight.
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A problem well stated is a problem half solved.- Charles Franklin Kettering
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Aerodynamically the Bumble B. shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway.
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Be alert,,, the world needs more lerts
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Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.- Karl Marx
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Cigarrette Warning: Government is dangerous to your health!
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Did you just call me pedantic?(Please say there are people who get this one =P!!)
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Dont be so humble you are not that great.- Golda Meir
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Don’t be so humble-you are not that great.
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Dont love the one you love cause they may not love you in return , but love the one who loves you cause her heart is in your hands
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
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