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Have you hugged yourself today?
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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He’d never laugh at my jokes. I was a woman, meaning my relationship with humor should have been as an object, not a perpetrator.
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Hey my name is Juan Im really horny call me at 661-366-2988 yes it’s my real number.
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Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant
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How can angels fall asleep when the devil leaves his porch light on?
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How come there”s only one Monopolies Commission?
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How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis!
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Hugs grease the wheels of the world.
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Humor — the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
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Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process.
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Humor comes from self-confidence. There’s an aggressive element to wit.
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Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.
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Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective –the unconscious objective of a disunited people –has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.
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Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
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Humor heals the heckler.
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Humor implies a sure conception of the beautiful, the majestic, and the true, by whose light it surveys and shapes their opposites. It is an humane influence, softening with mirth the ragged inequalities of existence, prompting tolerant views of life, bridging over the spaces which separate the lofty from the lowly, the great from the humble.
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Humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the distressing effects that interface with it.
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Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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