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He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.
Author: Torvald Gahlin
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There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Author: Victor Borge, London Times, 3 January 1984
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
Author: William Castle
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.
Author: William Davis
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.
Author: Woody Allen
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Can we actually ‘know’ the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
Author: Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1971
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
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A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. —Zsa Zsa Gabor
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. ‘ —-Theodore Roosevelt.
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A rich man’s joke is always funny —- Thomas Browne, Sr.
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A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing. Samuel Butler quotes
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A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
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A well developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.- William A. Ward
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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.’ Mark Twain
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.’ Winston Churchill
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An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh.’ Unknown
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And on the eighth day God said, ‘Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge!’ ~Author Unknown
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