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‘How come we say ‘It’s colder than hell outside’ when isn’t it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church?
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How come wine and hard liquor doesn’t come in cans, but beer does?
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How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it’s illegal to keep them as a pet?
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How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don’t take off the price if you get something taken off?
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How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
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How come, in the Mini Wheat
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