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Humor is reason gone mad.- Groucho Marx
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.’ Aristotle
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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.- Will Rogers
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I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.’ Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown
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I really like the Observer. I think I’d love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I’ve always had a very happy experience writing for them.
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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown
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I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I’m just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.
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If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders.- Harold Abelson
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If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.’ Henry Elliot
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If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It’s easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.’ Jack Handey
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I’m just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn’t. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. —-Horace Walpole English novelist
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.’ Woody Allen
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