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I am amazed at radio DJ’s today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
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I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus.
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I berated a tomato in my garden today for 20 minutes.. It didn’t move.. Must be a pacifist.
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
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I came, I saw, I shopped a little bit.
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I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I don’t have a problem with God. It’s his fan clubs I can’t stand.
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I don’t like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.
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I don’t like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they’re watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.
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I feel so bad… was looking at Forbes’ list of 587 billionaires.. and I can’t find my name.
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I got out my passport and discovered with a shock that I am not a citizen of Venezuela. (in reference to terrorist televangelist Pat Robertson’s illegal and unethical call for the murder of an elected president of Venezuela, where gas is 12 cents a gallon).
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I had mixed reactions. Like watching your mother-in-law drive your new car off a cliff.
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I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn
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