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I hate People who are taking drugs,Especially Police and Customs Officers
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i have a problem ..its callled life
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I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
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I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
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I love love love this quote!
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i only drink alchohol on days that end in y’..
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I preach the rule; that doesnt mean I follow them
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I put the pro in procrastination.
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I run with scissors it makes me feel DANGEROUS!
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I scored high on my drug test.
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I stepped on a cheerio this morning’. Does that make me a cereal killer?
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I still miss my ex ‘ But guess what? My Aim is getting better
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I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.
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i told myself he loved me i told my heart i loved him backed, turns out he dumped me and wants everything back!!!!
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I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]
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I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
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I used to be normail until I met those losers I call myBEST FRIENDS!!!!
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i want to kill the hottest person alive’ but suicide is a crime!
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I was an atheist until i realized that i was God.
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i was born intelligent”’.but studies ruined me”’
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