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I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states.
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I have the body of a god… unfortunately its Buddha.
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I hear voices, and they don’t like you.
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
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I heard that you were a Lady Killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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I know a million ways To always pick the wrong thing to say.
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I know what sign you were born under… ‘RED LIGHT DISTRICT’
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I live in my own little world, but it’s ok, they know me there.
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I love him, O yes I do, He’s for me, not for you, And if by chance you take my place, I’ll take my fist and smash your face.
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I love humanity. It’s people I can’t stand.
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I must be an acrobat To talk like this and act like that.
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I was born intelligent – Education ruined me.
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I was playing poker the other night… with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
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I wish I were a little kid again. Skinned Knees are easier to heal than broken hearts.
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I would stop eating chocolate.. but I’m not a quitter!
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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
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if barbie is so popular….then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
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If I guard you with my life, Will u be my wife?
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‘If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.’ George Gobol.
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