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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

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I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do.

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I think every fat comedian owes him 80 bucks that’s working today.

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I think it”s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately

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I think people are always looking for a good comedy.

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I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy… It’s a tightrope to stay true to the character, true to the irony, and allow the irony to happen.

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I think we will probably be a comedy.

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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

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I want to bring back some sketch comedy. I did work with a group called Manhattan Punch Line with Oliver Platt in the early ’80s.

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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

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I was hoping that the appeal of the show would stretch beyond the anglophile and comedy-obsessed.

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I was surprised to find that I missed doing the musical.

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I would actually go up during those; it was kind of scary for the people at first and then they were happy. Now, there’s a couple amazing people out on the road like Pablo Francisco and Dane Cook is out there and they’re building a huge audience with the craft of stand up comedy.

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I would do a romantic comedy if it were good-if it was what Woody Allen used to be able to do.

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I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

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I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

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I’d done a couple of sitcoms earlier on, but I wasn’t very good in them, so I thought that meant I couldn’t act.

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If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute — I’ve got to have them.

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If we are to be a really great people, we must strive in good faith to play a great part in the world. We cannot avoid meeting great issues. All that we can determine for ourselves is whether we shall meet them well or ill.

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I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me. I’m just doing stand-up comedy.


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