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If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
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If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
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If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
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If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
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If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?
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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
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If a table is propped up can it be propped down?
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If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere…which way does it spin at the equator?
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If all of the Acme stuff doesn’t work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
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If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
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If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
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