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If at first you don’t succeed, ‘then skydiving is probably NOT for you.
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If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
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If two things dont fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that connects them, thats credulity.- Umberto Eco
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If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?- Charles Pierce
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I’ll publish, right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.- Lord Byron
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In the begining, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and was widely considered as a bad move”Douglas Adams
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In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.- cory taylor
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Islam is a religion in which Allah demands you send your son to die for him; Christianity is the faith in which God sent his son to die for you.- John Ashcroft
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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.- Oscar Wilde
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Just when you thought the entire world has forgotten about you’a bill collector calls to remind you that they will never forget about you.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought; Where the heck is my ceiling?!
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Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone!
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My Friend doesn’t want Monday to come. I was thinking I could put the word out and see if any of the other days might do a double’.Sunday, you Free?
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Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
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Newtons Law of Romance:Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone; any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.- Kin Hubbard
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Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.- Oscar Wilde
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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