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If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs? Happiness is your Mother-In-Law’s Picture on the Back of a Milk Carton.
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If crimefighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO!
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If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name?
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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If love is blind, how does love at first sight work?
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If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
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If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap!
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If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.
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If you see an onion ring … answer it!_
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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, promptly develops.
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If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line.
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If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.
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If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
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If you think that OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you’re in trouble.
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If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we’ve solved it.
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If you think you have no faults, that makes one.
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If you throw something away, you will need it the next day.
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If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
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If you understand it, it is obsolete.
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