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If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
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If something ‘goes without saying,’ why do people still say it?
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If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
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If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
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If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
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If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ?
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If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?
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If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
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If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
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If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
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If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
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If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
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If the weather man says ‘it’s a 50% chance of rain’ does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
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If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
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If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?
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If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
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If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?
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If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
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If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say ’30 minutes’ then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you?
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If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn’t exist then?
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