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If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war’ just couple of nations not talking with each other.
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If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel’nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
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It doesn’t matter how attractive someone is when you marry, even a white cat is black in the dark.
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Its not cheating unless you get caught.- Anonymous
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Men are from earth, Women are from earth, deal with it!!
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.- Anonymous
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Most women are not as young as they are painted.
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My wife sounds like an un-tuned radio’..!
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No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
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Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. Ive done it dozens of times.- Anonymous
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire?
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Synonym of women must be mysterious.. cos know one has ever able to understand them’
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The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
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The more I see girls”’.the more I like Donkeys !!
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The two faces of a coin decides a woman’s mind. Head, they go for money. Tail, they go for money’
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There are two ways to rule a women and no body knows them..
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To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
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Wanna hear a joke. Womens Rights
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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
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What is a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner!
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