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If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
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If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
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If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
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If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
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If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
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If you’re caught ‘between a rock and a hard place’, is the rock not hard?
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In case of an emergency, wouldn’t you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
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In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
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In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
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Is an alcoholic just a drunk that’s scared of a hangover?
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Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
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Is bad a bad word?
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Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?
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Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?
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Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
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Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
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Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
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Is there anything easier done than said?
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Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space?
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Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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