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I’m going to live life or die trying.
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I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.
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I’m not scared of dying, I just don’t want to.
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i’m not tailgating, i’m keeping up with the pace car.
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im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice.
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In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots.
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Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
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Is tuna really Chicken? Jessica Simpson, after reading Tuna, Chicken of the sea.
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Is your name Maple Syrup? Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
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It happens. Sometimes people just explode. Natural causes.
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It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.
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It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me in a bitchy tone.
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it takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game.
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It’s no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help.
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It’s no secret that a liar won’t believe in anyone else.
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It’s not attention deficit disorder, I’m not just not listening to you.
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not…
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