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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.’ Jack Handey
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.’ George Burns
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It’s a humorous statement that doesn’t mean anything. You can’t lie to God – it’s ridiculous.
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It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. ~Author Unknown
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I’ve always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life.
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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. ~Author Unknown
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Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister … and now wish to withdraw that statement.’ Mark Twain
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Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.- Erma Bombeck
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn’t really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn’t have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
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Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
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Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: ‘No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.’ Eleanor Roosevelt
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.’ Henry Ward Beecher
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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.- George Burns
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.- A. Whitney Brown
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The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour.- Kathryn L. Nelson
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The chicken came first – God would look silly sitting on an egg. ~Author Unknown
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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
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The only real diet: If it tastes good … spit it out.’ Unknown
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.- James Thurber
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The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life.- V.S. Pritchett
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