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Kettering’s First Law: If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.
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Kettering’s Second Law: If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.
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Keyes Rule of Misquotation Corollary 2F: In a pinch, any orphan quote can be called a Chinese proverb.
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Kharasch’s Institutional Imperative: Every action or decision of an institution must be intended to keep the institution machinery working.
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Kirkland’s Law: The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
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Kitman’s Law: On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.
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Klipstein’s Eighth Prototyping and Production Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
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Klipstein’s First General Engineering Law: A patent application will be preceded by one week by a similar application made by an independent worker.
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Klipstein’s First Prototyping and Production Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty to assemble.
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Klipstein’s Fourth General Engineering Law: Any wire cut to length will be too short.
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Klipstein’s Fourth Prototyping and Production Law: A failsafe circuit will destroy others.
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Klipstein’s Lament: All warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
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Klipstein’s Law of Specifications: In specifications, Murphy’s Law supersedes Ohm’s.
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Klipstein’s Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.
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Klipstein’s Ninth Prototyping and Production Law: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
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Klipstein’s Observation: Any product cut to length will be too short.
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Klipstein’s Second General Engineering Law: Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to the tightness of the schedule.
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Klipstein’s Second Prototyping and Production Law: If a project requires n components, there will be n-1 units in stock.
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Klipstein’s Third General Engineering Law: Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
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Klipstein’s Third Prototyping and Production Law: A motor will rotate in the wrong direction.
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