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Marriage is the most attractive jail ‘Cell’ in which you choose to turn yourself in.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
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Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain’
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Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
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My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.
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Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
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Remember’you can either be happy or RIGHT.
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The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
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The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.
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The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
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These are great Ihope you dont mind if I share them’ I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy’ thank you for the smiles and laughs’I needed them.
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When I said, ‘I DO’! She said, ‘OH NO YOU DON’T’!
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