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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
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Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time’they’re gone.
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Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.
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MEN’are like cars, TEST drive before buying
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.
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Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
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So many men so little asprin.
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy’like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
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There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
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There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink
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They say, ‘Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise’, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.- Anonymous
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What do men and clouds have in common???’.. when both are not around its a nice day!
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When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night.
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When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.
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