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Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis
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Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn’t get so much as a glance from me.
Author: Amanda Vail
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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, ‘How can he want me the way I look in the morning?’ It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Author: Andy Rooney
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A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don’t think it works like that. I think it’s the opposite. I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.
Author: Anita Wise
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Author: Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
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A man is two people, himself and his cock. A man always takes his friend to the party. Of the two, the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings.
Author: Beryl Bainbridge
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Men are beasts and even beasts don’t behave as they do.
Author: Brigitte Bardot
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On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
Author: Bruce Willis, on the difference between men and women
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There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
Author: Camille Paglia
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Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That’s a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a m’nage ‘ trois.
Author: Carrie Latet
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If they can put one man on the moon why can’t they put them all there?
Author: Chocolate Waters
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I like naked women. I’m a bloke. I’m supposed to like them. We’re born like that. We like naked women as soon as we’re pulled out of one…. When man invented fire, he didn’t say, ‘Hey, let’s cook.’ He said, ‘Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark’… The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.
Author: Coupling, ‘Inferno,’ 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Author: Cynthia Heimel
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.
Author: Dave Barry
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A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
Author: Ella Harris
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God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
Author: Farrah Fawcett
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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
Author: George Jean Nathan
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The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.
Author: Germaine Greer
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Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that.
Author: Golda Meir
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The rule in the women’s colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.
Author: Harry G. Johnson
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