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Musical comedies aren’t written, they are rewritten.
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My boy scout merit badge was in Russian communism.
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My father wanted to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral. TR’s daughter.
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My living will: If, God forbid, I should be in a coma for 3 months, I ask my family to build me a Great Pyramid , at least 3 square blocks in midtown Manhatten.
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My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.
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Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
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Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh. And ’tis no marvel he is so humorous. By’r Lady, he is a good musician.
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Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, ‘I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease.’ Disraeli replied, ‘That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.’
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One day man by the slow processes of evolution shall develop into something really fine and high — some billions of years hence, say.
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One doesn”t have a sense of humor. It has you.
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One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
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Other children could watch TV and waste time.Wesley could do it and be curious and searching.Other kids could shove people out of the way and be aggressive.Wesley could do it and be ambitious.
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth — a sense of humor.
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Ours is like Jewish humour with a sun tan – warm, family-based. We share a lot of neuroses such as food, guilt, overachieving children and controlling mothers. [on Asian humour]
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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall…nothing but Net.
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better.
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People don’t go there anymore. It’s too crowded.
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People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
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