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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life.
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My fellow Americans. I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
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My mechanic told me, I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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my tears for you are like dark chocolate bitter sweet and probably no good for me.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today.
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Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
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Next Generation Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge……………………………. 🙂
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No BLOOD no foul.
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No matter what road we take we’ll always end up in the same place.
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None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all.
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normal people worry me
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Observation: Old Age is When, You Start Turning Off Lights for Economical Reasons. Rather Than Romantic Ones. 🙂
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
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One Day a Fisherman Got up Very Early in the Morning, There Was Not Enough Sunlight to Get into the Sea. He Saw a Pack of Stones. To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea. While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond. He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea. Moral: Don’t Get up Early in the Morning. 🙂
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One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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One death is one too many.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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One slip, and down the hole we fall, It seems to take no time at all.
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OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.
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people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
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