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My grandfather is over 80 years old and doesn’t need glasses; he drinks straight from the bottle!
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My grandmom is 80 she still dosent need glasses, She drinks straight out of the bottle.
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my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each handkeep it on guys ”””
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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my mommy says no alchol after 8 but im a bad boy!!
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Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
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Never drink on an empty head
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New! Improved! Instant asshole… just add alcohol!
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No alcohol on the beach whatsoever.
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No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book or painting can replace alcohol in its power to give man the illusion of real creation.
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No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorise and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world.lcohol is king!
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NO’I don’t want a glass’it already comes in a glass!!!
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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.- Rita Rudner
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Nothing in life is absolute only vodka
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Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
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Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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O Beer! O Hodgson, Guinness, Allsopp, Bass! Names that should be on every infant’s tongue!
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O thou invisible spirit of wine! if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil!
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O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been Cooled a long age in the deep-delvid earth…
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occifer, im not as think as you drunk i am!
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