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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
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Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
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Never steal.The government hates competition
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nine out of ten people like chocolate,the tenth person always lies hehehe
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no’one is perfect,well then im no’one
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Normal people use spoons. But, I am not normal. Although, I do find it hard to eat soup with my hands, a fork, or a butterknife.
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notice that you are noticing nothing worth noticing?
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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so ‘uhh’um do u wanna hang out?
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old age dosen’t make you forget.Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
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omg I’ve just been drinking wet cement
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Once i was bright then i realized i was radioactive
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only a mental retard knows ur being sarcastic when everyone else thinks ur serious
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Pandas are the least racist..they’re black, white, and Asian
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Patience is a waste of time.
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People always tell you to never say never so just say i cant.
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People have told me to never say never ‘ they broke their own rule!
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people want what they cant have and when they get it they dont want it anymore. practice makes perfect, but if no ones perfect, why practice?
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Pessimism is great, You are either always right or pleasently suprised.
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