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A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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A man woke up in the morning with a headache and saw a rose, an Aspirin, water and a note on the bed side table written on it: Breakfast is on the table I am off to the store.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Getting drunk: $65Calling a cab when your to drunk: $21.50.Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.
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Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
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God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
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Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
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His son said Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled get off me lady i am married!
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I never understood why we call men ‘pigs’ and ‘dogs”.pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.
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If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
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It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.
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Little girls grow up to be ladies’..Little boys grow up to be big boys
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Man has will, but woman has her way.
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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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MEN ARE LIKE BUSES’ IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.
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men are like chocolate bars’they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.
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