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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
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Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man’s worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health.
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Oldest Beer on the River.
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One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn’t live like the previous generation. It hasn’t yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
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Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups – alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
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Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.
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Payday came and with it beer
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People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as a joke.
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People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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‘Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?’ ‘Oh, alright, but stop me at one. No, make that one-thirty.’
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
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Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
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Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances; I am drinking ale today.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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SAM: What do you know there, Norm? NORM: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
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SAM: What do you say, Norm? NORM: Any cheap, tawdry thing that’ll get me a beer.
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SAM: What’d you like, Normie? NORM: A reason to live. Give me another beer.
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