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Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker… I always Think of leaving a Cigarette but…… For Thinking… I need a Cigarette…
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POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON.
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Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect…… So why practice?
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Princess in training!
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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PYAR Ek Samandar Ki Tarah Hai. Or Har Samandar Main Nahane Ka Alag Alag Hi Maza Hota Hai. To Sub Se Pyar Lena Chaiye. William Chanrey-Baaz! 🙂
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Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain . . . . . . Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
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Redefined Definitions: 1) Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions. 2) Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 3) Cigarette – A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. 4) Divorce – Future tense of marriage. 5) Lecture – The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state. 6) Genius – scroll down & see the sender’s name.
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Roadhead cures Roadrage…
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER…the roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
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Roses r red, violets r blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are u. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl’s empty and so is ur head!
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Rule of Success: Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life. And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
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Save the environment…plant a Bush back in Texas.
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Shakespeare said: ‘If u want to be happy with a Man, Love him less & understand him more. & If u want to be happy with a Women, Love her more and never try to understand her’
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Silence is Golden, but shouting is fun.
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Silence is silver, but music is gold…
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Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Sister Luck is screaming somebody else’s name.
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So Many Pedestrians So Little Time.
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Some people look at jerky and say, ‘Why?’ I look at jerky and say, ‘Mmm Jerky’.
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