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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Author: Abe Lemons
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Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
Author: Abigail Charleson
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In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
Author: Anonymous
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Sometimes it’s hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.
Author: Anonymous
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The money’s no better in retirement but the hours are!
Author: Anonymous
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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
Author: Bernard Baruch
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Author: Chi Chi Rodriguez
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When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Author: Gail Sheehy
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I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Author: Gene Perret
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I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Author: Gene Perret
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In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It’s either that or buy a new golf ball.
Author: Gene Perret
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Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Author: Gene Perret
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Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf.
Author: Gene Perret
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Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Author: Gene Perret
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Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, ‘Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.’
Author: Gene Perret
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When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Author: Gene Perret
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Author: George Burns
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The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
Author: George Foreman
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A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
Author: Harry Mahtar
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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Author: Harry Vardon
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