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The whole world is going to hell and I’m driving the bus.
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The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
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The World Is Full Of Asses Your Just The Biggest.
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There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning.
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There’s Only One Perfect Child in the World & Every Mother has it. There’s Only One Perfect Wife in the World & Every Neighbor has it.
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They misunderestimated me.
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This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
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This morning I took two ExLax in addition to my Prozac. I can’t get off the john, but I feel good about it.
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Three Dreams of a Man: To be as Handsome as his Mother Thinks. To be as Rich as his Child Believes. To have as many Women as his Wife Suspects. 🙂
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To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.
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To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income.
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Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.
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Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don’t want them to be.
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WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless.
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We are going to rip off your testicles…….and slash your tires.
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We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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We didn
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