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To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a support group: salvation in a can!
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‘Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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Uncle Hank, V-8 juice has eight vitamins. Beer has one: barley.
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We are here to drink beer … and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
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We can sell non-alcoholic beer in Gaza very easily.
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We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.
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We have a beer and wine license, so we could have an adult night.
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We lined up 10 people and had a guy throw a beer keg at them.
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We make our own beer batter for the halibut.
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We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
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We really feel there is an opportunity for us in the light-beer market.
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We’d like very much to see a reduction in the interdependence of beer and football.
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We’ll have Guinness, which is the Irish beer.
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We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin’ Whiskey for my men, and beer for our horses .
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Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Well, if there’s poison in the beer, you shut down St. Patty’s day.
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We’re wanted men, we’ll strike again, but first let’s have a beer.
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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ‘Make me one with everything.’
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What event is more awfully important to an English colony than the erection of its first brewhouse?
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What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia?
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