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We have a similar sense of humour and can take the mickey out of each other, so I think we’ll have lots of fun. If he starts shouting, I’ll just shout right back [dancing with Brendan Cole]
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We know you’ve sinned but give us a couple bucks and we’ll send you a gift certificate to heaven.
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We must laugh at a man to avoid crying for him.
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We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in ‘Red Storm Rising’.
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Well of course, winning is great, but it’s not funny. And there are no happy endings in my stories because happiness, too, isn’t funny.
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Well, dinner would have been splendid if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.
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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
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We’ve had a day of great drama and of humour too. The rumour mill is now taking over [when Blair left making the unelectable Brown Prime Minister]
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What an ornament and safeguard is humor! Far better than wit for a poet and writer. It is a genius itself, and so defends from the insanities.
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What does one call those who clog their cerebral arteries with oxen fat? oxymorons.
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What I’m against is quotas. I’m against hard quotas, quotas that basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society.
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What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.
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What makes you think the whole world revolves around you?! my mother said, as I slowly rotated to maintain eye contact.
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What some people invent the rest enlarge.
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When I met De Kooning I said to him It’s a pleasure to meet someone who has painted more De Koonings than I have.
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Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side.
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Where ever you find humor, you find pathos close by it side.
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Where the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1 1/2 tons.
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Who is the most energetic man in the world? George Bush Why do you say that? Because he’s screwing everyone.
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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