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Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
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Whiskey for me, beer for my horse!
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Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.
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Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown.
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Why beer is better than wine: ….human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.
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Why do I drink? So that I can write poetry.
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Women and drink. Too much of either can drive you to the other.
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Women, Can’t live with ’em, Pass the beer nuts.
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WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up? NORM: The warranty on my liver.
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WOODY: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
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WOODY: How’s it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor. WOODY: I’m sorry to hear that. NORM: No, I mean pour.
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Woody: Little early in the day for a beer, isn’t it, Norm? Norm: So float a corn flake in it.
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WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? NORM: All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.
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WOODY: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The question is what’s going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.
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WOODY: What’s the story, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
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You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
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You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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You can’t drink all day … unless you start in the morning.
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You can’t have a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
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